sparrow-in-boots:

invisiblesyndrome:

Pixiv ID: 7754006
Member: Rae

c-53:

c-53:

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

cikero:

cikero:

I be sleeping in the master chief position

jcrewguy:

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1driedpersimmon:

Safety first!

aropride:

why does needing and god forbid wanting feel so incredibly embarassing

tira3sii:

jame7t:

I reprogrammed the sex robot to start killing btw

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

The beatles and phone

sua-sponte-deactivated20200331:

oatmealbrain:

fullmetalfisting:

Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she loves you, dumbass”

What I like about this post is OP translates 4chan greentext into tumblr punctuation

iamwizzzz:

zegalba:

Trees which have been struck by lightning

vodka-bot:

tenmiceinacoat:

“oh you know him”

creepymutelilbugger:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

source

hufflefluffles:

I got a marketing email from hobbycraft to say that they’re now selling plush pumpkins ahead of halloween

so of course I went to the website, which led me to this delightful photo series showing the different sizes available:

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I love and support this man and his pumpkin collection

astearisms:

when i first heard Link hum to familiar tunes while cooking…happiness